Washington, D.C. – In case you missed it, self-proclaimed “shitposter” John Fetterman made a recent rare appearance last week. It wasn’t at a campaign event to hear from Pennsylvanians who are struggling under the Democrats’ skyrocketing inflation though, it was to a campaign office. It was the first Fetterman sighting in 62 days when he lied to voters about his health to win his race.
We had grown so concerned with his absence that we distributed missing person fliers in attempt to track his whereabouts. Given Fetterman’s recent rare appearance, they seem to have worked. But alas, in an instant, he once again has disappeared.
That got us thinking: Is John Fetterman actually a socialist Sasquatch?
You decide:
If you have seen this shitposting socialist Sasquatch, you can report the sighting safely and securely at www.SocialistSasquatchSighting.com
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