The Do-Nothing Dudes went all over Indiana during recess, checking all but one of Do-Nothing Donnelly’s offices looking for him. They are eager to ask him how they, too, can get paid six figures for doing nothing.
First, they checked Evansville.
The Do-Nothing Dude is at @SenDonnelly‘s Evansville office to continue the pursuit of #DoNothingDonnelly‘s secret to 6-figures. #INSen pic.twitter.com/p2KPAycI8y
— The Senate Majority (@NRSC) April 14, 2017
They brought their cooler – fully ready to do absolutely nothing like their hero, Do-Nothing Donnelly. He never showed.
Next, they went to Fort Wayne.
The Do-Nothing Dudes are asking #DoNothingDonnelly how to get paid 6 figures for nothing outside @SenDonnelly‘s Fort Wayne office. #INSen pic.twitter.com/LHOG6pyK2C
— The Senate Majority (@NRSC) April 13, 2017
They brought their chairs to kick back and relax in hopes Do-Nothing Donnelly would stop by to teach them how to get paid six figures while doing their relaxing. No luck.
On to Indianapolis.
There was still no sign of Do-Nothing Donnelly as the second week of recess began. After the Do-Nothing Dudes’ stop in Indianapolis, the Indiana Daily Student highlighted the 26 bills he cosponsored in the Senate that didn’t pass and the 31 bills he cosponsored in the House from 2007-2013 that didn’t pass. That’s ten years in Washington but zero bills for Hoosiers.
Then it was off to South Bend.
Today, the #DoNothingDudes went to my South Bend office. They’re still looking for my secret to 0 bills & 6-figures! #INSen pic.twitter.com/Q9UbQtyVVH
— Do Nothing Donnelly (@SenDoNothing) April 19, 2017
They waited for Do-Nothing Donnelly in the rain sporting a rain coat and umbrella at the ready, but they still couldn’t find him.
Next stop: Jeffersonville.
The #DoNothingDudes in Jeffersonville: “Why can @SenDonnelly collect a 6-figure salary w/o passing 1 bill?” #INSen pic.twitter.com/yLz85iUAas
— Do Nothing Donnelly (@SenDoNothing) April 20, 2017
This was their last chance to finally ask Do-Nothing Donnelly how to get a six-figure salary for doing nothing, but he must’ve been too busy doing nothing because they still couldn’t find him.