It’s the day before Halloween, so we let our Snapchat followers get a glimpse into the NRSC House of Horrors. Around every haunted corner we found out just how frightening some Senate Democratic candidates are.
Take a look if you dare.
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First, we found Count Ted Strickland.
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During his tenure as Governor, Count Strickland sucked thousands of jobs out of Ohio. That was scary enough to send us running in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, it was right into the arms of Kander Pander.
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Luckily, we are familiar with Jason Pander’s pandering ways, and we knew all he wanted was more money from DC. As Missourians know, the best way to get Kander Pander to leave you alone is to hide anything that could further his political goals.
Just when we thought an escape was possible, we were grabbed by a very old friend.
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Mummy Russ Feingold arose from the dead to run for a spot in the Senate yet again. No matter what we call him – from Mummy to Senator, Feingold will never stop running for the Senate.
After we escaped Mummy Feingold, we ran into another familiar face.
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At first we thought it was Catherine Cortez-Masto, but we soon realized she’s actually just the ghost of Harry Reid. Ever since he announced his "top choice for a successor," Harry Reid has been preparing Cortez-Masto to be his voice in the Senate once he retires.
We were steps from leaving the House of Horrors, but the Witch of Gridlock, Maggie Hassan, stopped us.
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The Gridlock Governor used her powers before to veto a budget passed by the New Hampshire legislature. NH Senate President Chuck Morse said:
The veto puts on hold important business tax reductions that are designed to create jobs and stimulate New Hampshire’s business economy.
We refused the same fate and made it out alive. However, we forgot how good the Democratic candidates are at covering their tracks.
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We’re working everyday to ensure this House of Horrors doesn’t become a reality.
Have a happy Halloween weekend, and remember to add "thenrsc" on Snapchat!